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Revelation Series #790: The Resplendent Morning Star
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Bartender: Your glass is empty. Want another one?
Customer: Why would I want two empty glasses?
(Mark)
Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.
(Robin)
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
(Marlon)
Don’t drink and drive: You might hit a bump and spill your whisky.
(Robin)
What will open the door to heaven?
(Marlon)
Whis-KEY!
(Robin)
What is the fastest way to get stoned ?
(Marlon)
Drink Whisky on the rocks.
(Robin)
A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust: !”I woul’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.!”
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, !”Me too, I did not know that we had that choice.!”
(Marlon)
What is the difference between a battery and a whisky ?
A battery has a negative side.
(Robin)
A drunk was in front of a judge.
The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking whisky.”
The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”
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