Revelation Series #790: The Resplendent Morning Star

by admin on November 8, 2017

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Lynn November 10, 2017 at 5:52 pm

Bartender: Your glass is empty. Want another one?

Customer: Why would I want two empty glasses?

robin November 9, 2017 at 2:11 am

Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

Don’t drink and drive: You might hit a bump and spill your whisky.

What will open the door to heaven?


What is the fastest way to get stoned ?

Drink Whisky on the rocks.

A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust: !”I woul’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.!”

The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, !”Me too, I did not know that we had that choice.!”

What is the difference between a battery and a whisky ?
A battery has a negative side.

A drunk was in front of a judge.
The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking whisky.”
The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”

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